The MCU Massacres of Victor Von Doom

Marvel fans prepare for greatest humanitarian disaster since WWII after rumors that fictional characters might die in new Avengers movie

The LARP CLUB

An Influx of "Larpers" Have Taken Weaseled Their Way Into The Ranks of Satire Club

#grrrmonday Effect On The Fall of Constantinople

Boeing Unveils Wingless 797-100, Solves 'Chief Problem' of Long Flight Durations

Anonymous Whistleblower Says Company Should 'Return Focus to Stock Buybacks

Green Onion Music Desk: Metallica Goes Soft, Adele Turns 35, and Ozzy's Estate Accused of Being Too Moderate

Exclusive updates from Jollywood, California, where the music industry continues to make decisions.

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Newly Unearthed Jefferson Letters Reveal Congress Was Designed to 'Impede Progress on Every Front

Anonymous Grad Student Claims Senate Was Always Backronym for 'Society of Entitled Narcissistic Aristocrats'

An Open Letter to People Who Hate Stranger Things

Local Man Insists Counting Demogorgons to Fall Asleep Is Not a Sign of Obsession

Local Person Uses AI to Write Satire About Using AI to Write Satire

Free Period Becomes Unwitting Philosophical Experiment in Human Redundancy

Local Teen Sets Guinness World Record for Most Time Spent on Phone, Collapses From Exhaustion

Parents Mistake World Record Committee for Psychiatric Hospital After 24-Hour Call

Universal Announces 'Jurassic Universe,' Wrote the Script the Day After Filming Began

Anonymous Source Confirms Cast Will Include Richard Attenborough's Ghost and a 'Now-Primordial' Brad Pitt

An Open Letter to Math

Chipotle Employees Now Decide Prices Based On Their Mood - Customers Infuriated

Depressed Teenage Staff Given Full Discretion Over Menu Pricing

Amazon Employees Enter Fifth Week of Strike, Demand Extended Health Care (BezosCare) Coverage

Nine Year Old Youth Hockey Player Traded

Blockbuster trade makes splash across the 9U youth hockey world.

New Dictionary Revealed: Translates Language of Todays Youth

Includes Full Glossary of Terms No Longer Cool as of Press Time

GPT-6 Now Lazier Than Students It Was Built to Replace

Genghis Khan's LinkedIn Listed as Primary Source