Chipotle Employees Now Decide Prices Based On Their Mood - Customers Infuriated
Depressed Teenage Staff Given Full Discretion Over Menu Pricing

Morristown, NJ- If it wasn't already bad enough, it has just got worse. Recent news has just confirmed that world wide staple fast food brand, Chipotle has changed their pricing schemes. Chipotle was already headlined by their outrageous prices headlined by their high protein bowls labeled as a $16 - $18 dollar purchase. Now, if it couldn't have got any worse, chipotle employees now dictate menu prices. This has all food fanatics in a frenzy considering that all chipotle employees are depressed highschool students with no where else to work. One customer of Chipotle under the name Gregory Hasenturf said “ Bro I was js trying to get me a bowl with rice, chicken, and cheese, the goth employee with more piercings than teeth charged me $80 for my bowl.” To me it's just outrageous at this point. Most people coming to chipotle are just hungry and use it as an excuse to say they eat healthy food, but now they have to pay for their food and leave it the hands of depressed teenagers. Rumor is that next they are planning for customers to have to pay to enter the restaurant, pay for fountain cups, and charge for the amount of time waited in line. We’ll keep you updated on this matter, from the Green Onion✌️



