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The MCU Massacres of Victor Von Doom

Marvel fans prepare for greatest humanitarian disaster since WWII after rumors that fictional characters might die in new Avengers movie

The MCU Massacres of Victor Von Doom
Doomstadt, Latveria: Our grandparents told us about the tragedies of WW2, we’ll tell our kids about the massacres of Dr. Doom. When December 18th rolls around, it may be the worst day in the last 30 years. This day will affect our generations and many to come in the near future. Many reports lead to the shocking deaths of many fan favorite characters from the MCU multiverse. Some of these characters rumored to pass include Bucky Barnes, Ant-Man, Thor, and Magneto.  Quoted by verified X account Marvel Updates states “the first 10 minutes of ‘Avengers Doomsday’ are reportedly gonna give people heart attacks." If what is being stated about this film is true, the human race is in limbo. How will the MCU goons of the world handle seeing Thor being ripped into two clean pieces? Or how will they handle seeing Ant-Man being crushed into a fine powder? Dr. Doom is immensely powerful beyond anything that has been seen in a film before. This has the potential to be more deadly to the human race than either of the world wars. We’ll keep you posted on what's to come with this ticking time bomb. From the Green Onion✌️.  
Published October 11, 2026 · SatireEmail
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This is the site of the Delbarton Satire Club. Founded in 2025, we write satirical articles that critique sports, culture, politics, social issues, and other current affairs. We publish satire from both sides of the political spectrum.

Each article reflects its author’s perspective—not that of The Green Onion, the Satire Club, or Delbarton School.

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