HEPTAN 74, SOMEWHERE IN THE MULTIVERSE - One viral moment. A more peaceful planet. As the release of Tesla’s new hit car named the Tesla Roadster, its rocket thruster has seen much media attention over the last couple of weeks. These rocket thrusters do not have the capacity for flight, but they do have the capacity for flips and high jumps. With these thrusters many problems have arisen on whether you can pass traffic through the air or not. One man on a Tuesday afternoon on Mendham road by the name of "Harvan Midnels” was seen flipping his pre owned Tesla Roadster over 82 year old Mary Smith’s 2012 Honda Civic. That viral moment from last Tuesday has reached the zyglon clan of planet heptan 74 through signals that were transmitted into video form. These outsiders had the intention of blowing Earth to dust but after receiving this video, the Aliens sought out to come to Earth and create world peace. Many have had questions about this but president Trump has spoken out about this clan saying “the Zyglons, they are extremely great for this country, but I will be placing a tariff on all future imports.” We will keep you updated on all future news regarding this situation. From the Green Onion ✌️.