SPRINGFIELD, MA - Merriam-Webster has recently unveiled plans to release a dictionary to help parents translate what their children are saying. Over the past few years, it seems that the kids of present day have began to develop their own language, referred to by the name “brain rot.” All individuals over the age of 21 appear to be unable to understand the language at all, leading to the need of an official book of translation. “I’m quite excited,” a local mom writes. “I will finally understand what a ‘six-seven’ is.” It is reported that the dictionary will act the same as a basic travel dictionary, one that would be brought on a vacation to a foreign country. Our team had a sit-down with a travel enthusiast on the matter. “I think that this dictionary will be extremely helpful for all the older folks like me,” he states. “I have traveled to over a hundred countries where many different languages have been spoken, and I could understand all of them better than whatever nonsense those kids use today!” According to reports, the top english-language translators are working hard to decipher every term that today’s children come up with. This is no easy task, as it seems that new words are added to this language every day. As of now, the dictionary is expected to release in the early summer of 2026, but that date can easily be pushed outwards.