U.S. Strikes Iran, Loses a Fighter, Wins the Day: A Play-by-Play in Song: "Iran: A Flock of Seagulls"
A geopolitical ballad set to the tune of "I Ran" by A Flock of Seagulls.

Launched a strike on the Hormuz
I never thought we’d detonate a school
Detonate a school
With Ayatollah atomized
Ayatollah’s son is gonna rule
Son is gonna rule
And Iran, Iran’s so far away
Just Iran, we won on the first day
We lost a fighter eh’
A nuclear apocalypse
We disagreed so we blew up their nukes
Using some B2s
Israel joined in
Let us tag-team with Bibi Netanyahu
Bibi Netanyahu
And Iran, Iran’s so far away
Just Iran, we won on the first day
Another fighter eh’
Counterattack a U.S. base
Let us go and end their history too
Their history too
Reached out for some peace again
Gas prices bad, can we have the Hormuz?
And ship some oil too?
And Iran, Iran’s so far away
Just Iran, we won on the first day
And Iran, Iran’s so far away
Just Iran, another fighter eh’
And Iran, Iran’s so far away
Just Iran, we won on the first day
Original Poem: "A Flock of Seagulls"
I walked along the avenue
I never thought I’d meet a girl like you
Meet a girl like you
With auburn hair and tawny eyes
The kind of eyes that hypnotize me through
Hypnotize me through
And I ran, I ran so far away
I just ran, I ran all night and day
I couldn’t get away
A cloud appears above your head
A beam of light comes shining down on you
Shining down on you
The cloud is moving nearer still
Aurora Borealis comes in view
Aurora comes in view
And I ran, I ran so far away
I just ran, I ran all night and day
I couldn’t get away
Reached out a hand to touch your face
You're slowly disappearing from my view
Appearing from my view
Reached out a hand to try again
I'm floating in a beam of light with you
A beam of light with you
And I ran, I ran so far away
I just ran, I ran all night and day
And I ran, I ran so far away
I just ran, I couldn't get away
And I ran, I ran so far away
I just ran, I ran all night and day


