Warner People Studios has recently announced the upcoming release of their new movie, The Last Stand, a $500 million action movie that critics are already calling “the most inclusive movie of all time.” The movie follows Jack, a retired soldier who must save his small hometown from a crew of aliens. However, before filming could begin, the casting department faced major controversy over its decision to make sure everyone was represented.

In their quest for inclusivity, the studio realized they could not achieve their vision with any famous or traditionally skilled actor. They eventually cast Avery Jordan, (he/she/they/him/her/them/non-specific), a mixed white, Black, Hispanic, Asian, Hispanic, man/woman actor who was reportedly the only person on Earth able to fit the role.

The casting process faced another challenge when talking about flaws. The original Jack was supposed to be an ordinary character with physical limitations and emotional struggles. These characteristics were removed after executives reportedly concluded that giving the protagonist flaws could send a negative message.

Jack is therefore incapable of making mistakes. He never loses an argument, never gets injured, and never becomes tired. He can also speak every language, perform magic, fly, and defeat a 100,000 person army without assistance.

These abilites made some scenes apparently absurd to watch, but the producers didnt care. 

Despite being described as fat as well, Jack can reportedly outrun professional athletes, lift vehicles, survive massive explosions, and perform complicated stunts without any physical consequences. This is to make it inclusive for the “plus size” people as well, so they don’t feel marginalized when watching the film.

Gender representation also became a major writing issue. Jack's gender was repeatedly changed in production before ultimately being every gender at one, to maximize inclusivity points. Several scenes were added in which Jack discusses gender power and inequality, including one scene reportedly lasting nearly 45 minutes where he rants about the patriarchy and how feminism is the ideal societal structure in the world.

The villain created an even larger problem. Originally, the antagonists were supposed to be alien invaders who wanted to destroy the town. Producers eventually became concerned that allowing the aliens to lose could suggest that certain groups (namely immigrants) were being shown negatively.

The main antagonist was therefore changed into a rock.

The leaks also suggest that Jack is supposed to confront the rock during the final scene. However, because the studio did not want the rock to be portrayed as a loser, Jack never actually defeats it. Instead, when Jack is about to kill the rock, the screen cuts to black.

The studio has also announced that every character must have a meaningful character arc, regardless of how long they appear on screen. This includes background characters, minor animals, aliens (immigrants), and even objects that aren’t the rock.

One background character, listed as “Man 2,” has reportedly been given a 30-minute subplot about becoming a woman. Another character, who originally appeared for three seconds, has reportedly received an entire 1 hour flashback and revenge arc.

Because of this, the movie's runtime reportedly increased from two hours to around a full day’s length. The studio has defended the length by stating that removing any character's story would risk excluding their “unique and important” perspective.

Despite the laundry lists of controversies, Warner People Studios remains confident that The Last Stand will redefine modern filmmaking.

With a $500 million budget, an inclusive protagonist, villain, and cast, The Last Stand may become the first action movie in history where nobody is allowed to be the bad guy.