KELLY ATHLETIC COMPLEX, NJ: After their first ever win over a Green Wave sports program, Seton Hall Football decided to apply for a spot among the top teams in the 2026-2027 NFL season. After talking with director of NFL operations Roger Scriptwell, the reason why he decided to let them is in because “The Green Wave are simply a powerhouse of high school sports. To beat them is almost as good as taking down my precious Chiefs dynasty.” Despite the Green Wave taking them down in almost every sport imaginable, highlighting state wins in hockey, lax, and baseball during the 2026 spring season, Seton Hall felt it was time to ascend to a new level of the game. In fact, during the game itself, the Green Wave Pit decided to have a bit of back and forth action regarding their state sweeps that only occurred 3 months earlier. However, when the Pirate Pit was faced with such a dilemma on their hands, they decided to continuously shout “Scoreboard! Scoreboard!” while angling their right arm towards a blue rectangle in the distance. Using this game as their new “will and testament” as described by a Pirate Fan nearby, they were able to crush the entire pro league with the same Scoreboard chant that allowed them to send that Green Wave back home. Chiefs fans described their 2027 Super Bowl loss as a fight between “two minds that simply thought alike.”