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Kennesaw State Backup Punter Making More from NIL Than State Governor
Elm Street, Dallas Tx - More crazy sports news releasing from Green Onion Insiders. After signing a $4.7 million dollar NIL deal with Planet Fitness, Kennesaw state backup punter Chad Thunderleg, who is usually getting thrown sweaty towels and handing out water bottles, is now the highest paid punter and college athlete in history and even making more than most state governors in what is now called “Average college football things” by the committee. The average salary for a state governor clocks in around $199,500 as from a nationwide study from 2023. When state governor Albert Eisenhower was asked on the matter, he said “Good for him I guess, he’ll probably put it to good use.” When Thunderleg was asked on the matter he said “ I’m over the moon, now I can buy that PSA 10 charizard that I've wanted since I was a kid,” Great for Thunder leg am I right? How he received this type of NIL deal you may ask, well you see it was supposed to go to heisman contending QB Jeffery Combs but when they were typing out the contract to mail, they typed in Thunderlegs name and mailing him the contract. Word on the street is that special teams coach Brutus Boomsworth didn't know he was still a registered player on the team and said “ I thought the dude joined band or… like, debate club, something like that.” We’ll keep you updated from our sources, from the Green Onion✌️
