NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK - In a shocking move, former president Joe Biden has renamed the Trump Tower to the ‘Biden-Trump Tower.’ Reporters from the Green Onion rushed to the scene as the former president gave his dedication speech. “We are gathered here to… um… to commence… um… God save the queen, man… um… the more you Joe…” after which the former president was asked by his aides to sit down, drink deionized water, and take his medications. The renaming ceremony has infuriated sitting president Donald J. Trump, who is frantically scrambling to rename the Biden Welcome Center in Newark, Delaware, to the Meta-Trump Welcome Palace. Critics comment that these moves by Trump and Biden are derogatory and detrimental to those truly esteemed men they seek to defame. One noted, “There is a difference between insult and injury. This is an insult.” In reply, Trump stated that the Meta-Trump Welcome Palace “will be the biggest, strongest, and biggest building in Delaware,” a true statement considering the size of the state. When asked for further comment Biden stated “I’m Joe Biden?”, after which his aides took away the phone and asked him to go play outside. The nation now wonders whether future presidents will continue this mind-boggling trend.