Delbarton School · Morristown, NJEstablished 2025
Delbarton Satire Club
Our original logo

Our original logo was hand-drawn by our Art Director and cartoonist, Hironori Momonoi, to mark the founding of the Delbarton Satire Club in 2025.

The Green Onion.
A STUDENT-RUN SATIRE PUBLICATIONWednesday, October 21, 2026
THE GREEN ONION

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The Green Onion • Delbarton Satire Club
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Out Generation's Thinker

Cartoon by Hironori Momonoi · January 7, 2026
Out Generation's Thinker

"I scroll, therefore I am."

Published January 7, 2026 · SatireEmail
About The Green Onion

Delbarton Satire Club

Founded in 2025, we publish student-written satire about politics, sports, culture, and current affairs. We publish articles from all sides of the political spectrum.

Each article reflects its author’s perspective—not that of The Green Onion, the Satire Club, or Delbarton School.

The Green Onion is a noncommercial, student-run publication. Images are used for editorial, satirical, or illustrative purposes; we do not claim ownership of third-party material. Rights holders may contact us with attribution or removal concerns.

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