Delbarton School · Morristown, NJEstablished 2025
Delbarton Satire Club
The Green Onion.
A STUDENT-RUN SATIRE PUBLICATIONFriday, October 16, 2026
THE GREEN ONION

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About The Green Onion

This is the site of the Delbarton Satire Club. Founded in 2025, we write satirical articles that critique sports, culture, politics, social issues, and other current affairs. We publish satire from both sides of the political spectrum.

Each article reflects its author’s perspective—not that of The Green Onion, the Satire Club, or Delbarton School.

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Brady Valva

Founder, Staff Writer

Brady Valva is a founder, executive director, editor, and lead writer of Delbarton Satire Club. As a Junior at Delbarton School, he oversees its creative direction, editorial development, and overall operations. He also writes original satirical articles for the club, helps develop article concepts, collaborates with fellow student leaders, and contributes to the club's voice and humor-based content. He is also a track athlete, a member of the Speech and Debate Team, and really loves Minecraft and his two cats.

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The LARP CLUB

An Influx of "Larpers" Have Taken Weaseled Their Way Into The Ranks of Satire Club

The LARP CLUB
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