Delbarton School · Morristown, NJEstablished 2025
Delbarton Satire Club
The Green Onion.
A STUDENT-RUN SATIRE PUBLICATIONFriday, October 16, 2026
THE GREEN ONION

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About The Green Onion

This is the site of the Delbarton Satire Club. Founded in 2025, we write satirical articles that critique sports, culture, politics, social issues, and other current affairs. We publish satire from both sides of the political spectrum.

Each article reflects its author’s perspective—not that of The Green Onion, the Satire Club, or Delbarton School.

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Mr. Roberto Martinez

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Mr. Roberto Martinez is the teacher moderator of the Delbarton Satire Club. The energy and enthusiasm that he brings is what keeps our club active and thriving. Mr. Martinez is the Associate Director of Diversity and Community Belonging, the Admissions Outreach Coordinator, and a member of the Theology Department here at Delbarton.

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