Delbarton School · Morristown, NJEstablished 2025
Delbarton Satire Club
The Green Onion.
A STUDENT-RUN SATIRE PUBLICATIONFriday, October 16, 2026
THE GREEN ONION

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About The Green Onion

This is the site of the Delbarton Satire Club. Founded in 2025, we write satirical articles that critique sports, culture, politics, social issues, and other current affairs. We publish satire from both sides of the political spectrum.

Each article reflects its author’s perspective—not that of The Green Onion, the Satire Club, or Delbarton School.

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Gregory Bevelock

Teacher Moderator (Retired)

Mr. Bevelock is a member of the Delbarton Theology Department and the former faculty moderator of the Delbarton Satire Club. Prior to Delbarton, Mr. Bevelock had an illustrious career in both law and investment banking, founding his own law firm Bevelock & Fisher LLC. Mr. Bevelock retired in 2026 after four years at Delbarton. He continues to coach the Delbarton Mock Trial team.

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